Unidentified!

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • redboat219
    Admiral
    • Dec 2008
    • 2759

    Okey, for the 3rd time, we slide into the torpedo tubes feet first then when Ivan hears the signal he'll press the firing lever launching us out of the tubes onto the ice. Who ever goes farthest wins.
    Make it simple, make strong, make it work!

    Comment

    • He Who Shall Not Be Named
      Moderator
      • Aug 2008
      • 12320

      Ivan and friend, moments before that fateful, weekly, water-slug test. We got your enema right here, pal!

      M
      Who is John Galt?

      Comment

      • greenman407
        Admiral
        • Feb 2009
        • 7530

        No No No. I meant ........what boat is it. Silly boys
        IT TAKES GREAT INTELLIGENCE TO FAKE SUCH STUPIDITY!

        Comment

        • SSN SonarTech
          Lieutenant Commander
          • Jul 2012
          • 116

          Yankee SSBN
          US Submarine Force: Making the Navy worthwhile since 1900

          Comment

          • greenman407
            Admiral
            • Feb 2009
            • 7530

            oh..........took you long enough
            IT TAKES GREAT INTELLIGENCE TO FAKE SUCH STUPIDITY!

            Comment

            • greenman407
              Admiral
              • Feb 2009
              • 7530

              Who can properly identify the three boats in the picture?

              IT TAKES GREAT INTELLIGENCE TO FAKE SUCH STUPIDITY!

              Comment

              • bwi 971
                Captain
                • Jan 2015
                • 902

                fwd to back

                KILO
                BOREI
                SIERRA II (why?.....the trailing edge of the sail)
                Last edited by bwi 971; 01-02-2016, 03:38 PM.
                Practical wisdom is only to be learned in the school of experience.
                "Samuel Smiles"

                Comment

                • greenman407
                  Admiral
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 7530

                  AH! I thought I had ya! I figured you was going to say "Akula"
                  IT TAKES GREAT INTELLIGENCE TO FAKE SUCH STUPIDITY!

                  Comment

                  • bwi 971
                    Captain
                    • Jan 2015
                    • 902

                    When I was sailing we called a port in Thailand.....when it looks, talks and acts as a woman that doesn't mean it's a woman.
                    That was the conclusion of the first mate after he went ashore….LOL.
                    Practical wisdom is only to be learned in the school of experience.
                    "Samuel Smiles"

                    Comment

                    • Von Hilde
                      Rear Admiral
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 1245

                      doesnt matter what port of call Sailor, the rule still stands, worldwide. What you see, aint what you get.

                      Comment

                      • He Who Shall Not Be Named
                        Moderator
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 12320

                        Originally posted by Von Hilde
                        doesnt matter what port of call Sailor, the rule still stands, worldwide. What you see, aint what you get.
                        rule of thumb for all ports of call: if it squats to pee it's alright with me.

                        M
                        Who is John Galt?

                        Comment

                        • Albion
                          Captain
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 651

                          I was in Thailand recenlty and met this beautiful girl in a bar. She even had her own car and drove me back to her place. It was only when she parallel parked into the tinyest of parking spaces that i thought, HOLD ON A MINUTE!
                          Next time someone points out it takes 42 muscles to frown, point out it will only take 4 muscles to b1tch slap them if they tell you how mnay muscles you need to smile:pop

                          Comment

                          • He Who Shall Not Be Named
                            Moderator
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 12320

                            Originally posted by Albion
                            I was in Thailand recenlty and met this beautiful girl in a bar. She even had her own car and drove me back to her place. It was only when she parallel parked into the tinyest of parking spaces that i thought, HOLD ON A MINUTE!
                            At that moment, with absolute clarity, you knew you had a he/she issue on your hands. Errr ,,,, no .... not on your hands. I mean .... OH! ... never mind!

                            "check please!"

                            M
                            Who is John Galt?

                            Comment

                            • Kazzer
                              *********
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 2848

                              Guys!

                              If you want to post dirty jokes, let me know and I'll put you on my really bad jokes mail list, we need some fresh ones. But not here please.
                              Stop messing about - just get a Sub-driver!

                              Comment

                              • He Who Shall Not Be Named
                                Moderator
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 12320

                                Originally posted by Kazzer
                                Guys!

                                If you want to post dirty jokes, let me know and I'll put you on my really bad jokes mail list, we need some fresh ones. But not here please.

                                Oop's! Sorry Boss, I got carried away. My fault, I encouraged them (didn't take much!).

                                M
                                Who is John Galt?

                                Comment

                                Working...