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CAPT. Jack Sparrow would be highly displeased if he had to give up the "Black Pearl"..........for this and its Scurve crew! "WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE"?
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Is the guy in the orange lifejacket a pirate or a hostage?Make it simple, make strong, make it work! -
One time diving in Indonesian waters we got boarded by the local Navy. They were basically legal 9sic) pirates, and looking for a bribe. Telling us we shouldnt be in these waters blah blah. We had three guys on board wearing fatigues and tooled up with AK's, one of which was smoking next to the oxygen tanks doh. finally the boss guy comes on board, hes wearing a purple shell suit and white trainers. Thats probably his Somali Cousin wearing the life jacket.
Edit - Oh yeah we got our passports back a day later and paid out $200 and two slabs of beer, good islamic country!Next time someone points out it takes 42 muscles to frown, point out it will only take 4 muscles to b1tch slap them if they tell you how mnay muscles you need to smile:popComment
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Heres a little map of Pirate attacks.
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