Behold!

[Professor Fate]

It is i, professor fate, you idiots.

Lots of useless talk over here. I'm going to fix that. This site needs an enema.

I am expert in all things ... How may i be of service, peasants?

Pf

[greenman407]

AH! Professor, Nice to have you aboard! What we need is a new source for large beautiful submarine pictures. Do that for us and Ill dance at your next wedding.

[greenman407]

UH, Professor, I couldn't help but notice that your abrupt manner reminds me of another individual of high station on this site. Could it be that you are he, acting incognito?

[Albion]

Do that for us and Ill dance at your next wedding.

i Danced at his last wedding, got me no where